Simisage

Face it: the only reason to use Simisage is for that pompadour. That aside, he 'aint nothin' but a Hound Dog.

Best PvE Offensive Moveset

• You'll want to pair Vine Whip with Grass Knot to make Simisage the best that you can In the Ghetto.
• Solar Beam is a Big Hunk 'o Love, but it's too slow to be worth using.
• Crunch pairs with Bite for a dark moveset, but it's a bit weak, so it doesn't really Love Me Tender.

Best PvE Defensive Moveset

• Vine Whip is superior. Don't be Cruel to poor Simiage by using Bite.
• Crunch is 3-bar with good neutral coverage, and will leave would-be attackers All Shook Up.
• Grass Knot is a decent choice as well, though a bit less effective. Still, its higher power has some advantages for those with Suspicious Minds.
• Solar Beam is slow, and on defense it's Now or Never. So the answer is never.

Are you Lonesome Tonight? Then try mixing Vine Whip with Grass Knot  and Crunch. This will give Simisear its best possible performance in PVP.